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rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

girlsbydaylight:

OH MY GODOH MY GODWHAT EVEN JUST—  DID SENKETSU RISE UP OUT OF THE BLOOD MIST LIKE A KRACKENONLY TO EAT RYUKOWHILE BLOOD RAINS DOWNAND NUI LAUGHS UNDER HER UMBRELLA?????I—WHATI DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS ANY OF THIS ANYMORE????  HOLY FUCKNO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
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girlsbydaylight:

OH MY GODOH MY GODWHAT EVEN JUST—  DID SENKETSU RISE UP OUT OF THE BLOOD MIST LIKE A KRACKENONLY TO EAT RYUKOWHILE BLOOD RAINS DOWNAND NUI LAUGHS UNDER HER UMBRELLA?????I—WHATI DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS ANY OF THIS ANYMORE????  HOLY FUCKNO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
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girlsbydaylight:

OH MY GODOH MY GODWHAT EVEN JUST—  DID SENKETSU RISE UP OUT OF THE BLOOD MIST LIKE A KRACKENONLY TO EAT RYUKOWHILE BLOOD RAINS DOWNAND NUI LAUGHS UNDER HER UMBRELLA?????I—WHATI DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS ANY OF THIS ANYMORE????  HOLY FUCKNO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
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girlsbydaylight:

OH MY GODOH MY GODWHAT EVEN JUST—  DID SENKETSU RISE UP OUT OF THE BLOOD MIST LIKE A KRACKENONLY TO EAT RYUKOWHILE BLOOD RAINS DOWNAND NUI LAUGHS UNDER HER UMBRELLA?????I—WHATI DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS ANY OF THIS ANYMORE????  HOLY FUCKNO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
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girlsbydaylight:

OH MY GODOH MY GODWHAT EVEN JUST—  DID SENKETSU RISE UP OUT OF THE BLOOD MIST LIKE A KRACKENONLY TO EAT RYUKOWHILE BLOOD RAINS DOWNAND NUI LAUGHS UNDER HER UMBRELLA?????I—WHATI DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS ANY OF THIS ANYMORE????  HOLY FUCKNO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
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girlsbydaylight:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

WHAT EVEN JUST—  DID SENKETSU RISE UP OUT OF THE BLOOD MIST LIKE A KRACKEN

ONLY TO EAT RYUKO

WHILE BLOOD RAINS DOWN

AND NUI LAUGHS UNDER HER UMBRELLA?????

I—

WHAT

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS ANY OF THIS ANYMORE????  HOLY FUCK

NO, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters